Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinkers Soul...

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."



-- Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

--Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

--Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

--W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


--Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!

--Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- Brian O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

--Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 400 B.C.


Compiled from the email of:



Bro. Edwin Intong
Technical Manager
United States Steel (USS)
Email Address: eintong@uss.com
Website: http://www.uss.com